I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Oughta see her rock 'n' roll
With her blue jeans on
She's not very fat
Just skin and bone
But I love her and
She loves me
Oh how happy now
We can be
Making love underneath
The apple tree
Well I told her mama
And her papa too
Just exactly
What I want to do
I want to get married
On a night in June
And rock 'n' roll
By the light
Of the silvery moon
I love her and
She loves me
Oh how happy now
We can be
Making love underneath
The apple tree

Ooh ooh

My one and only
She's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter
She's a real live wire
Everybody turns
When my baby goes by
She's something to see
She really catches the eye
That's why
I love her and
She loves me
Oh how all happy now
We can be
Making love underneath
The apple tree